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On an incredibly fecal edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses an awesome Minecraft tribute to Jonathan Holmes' ringpiece, the responsibilities of controlling when another man poops, and a music video in which Jim Sterling melts through a window covered in backdoor clay. What a smelly episode!

Elsewhere, Mary J. Blige makes the ultimate sacrifice, there are three tender love holes, Paranormal Activity comes to Boston. On the game front, we discuss Konami's blacklisting of certain editors, Diablo III, Capcom's latest DLC shenanigans, and probably some other stuff. 

What a show!

Direct download: Podtoid202.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:33 AM

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the trio discuss holiday activities inspired by Hellraiser, Willem Dafoe's cure for cancer, and the truly annoying thing about gay bestiality websites. If that doesn't sound like the best videogame-themed podcast ever, then you're probably a nice person with a kind heart. 

Plenty of game discussion is to be had, however. We talk about the fiscal results for Capcom and Electronic Arts, the joys of Dead Space, and the shared hype for an upcoming Adventure Time title. Also, which Pokemon caused Hamza to have boyhood fantasies? Listen and find out!

Direct download: Podtoid201.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36 AM

For one night only (or every night if you just listen to this every time you go to sleep), Podtoid reunites Anthony Burch, Aaron Linde, Topher Cantler, Brad Nicholson, Jim Sterling, and SHUT UP SAMIT! The Podtoid cast of generations past are back for a special Retro Gaiden edition of Podtoid. How exciting!

On the show, we talk about videogames, which is such a novelty these days. Witcher 2, Minecraft, Assassin's Creed, and Battlefield 3 are put through their paces, because we only talk about the most modern and current titles on this show. Also, the crew relives its favorite Podtoid moments, and makes so much fun of Samit. So much fun. 

Direct download: Podtoid200Extra.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:18 PM

On the 200TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR, Jonathan Holmes reveals that the world thinks he's a perpetually horny gay man, Hamza Aziz starts to understand the horror he's a part of, and Jim Sterling reveals how he got married. Also, the trio form a rap group and plan a music video involving a heck of a lot of worms, worms, WORMS. 

That's not all, however. Max Scoville and Tara Long make cameo appearances, Willem Dafoe's latest pitch gives us a tasty adventure, and WORMS! WORMS! On the games front, we chat about PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, God of War: Ascension, and something else. OH GOD THE WORMS!

As if that wasn't enough, we have a special announcement. This is just one part of the Podtoid 200 celebrations. Stay tuned for details about a one-off Podtoid reuinion starring the hosts of the last generation! All this and worms, only on Podtoid! 

Direct download: Podtoid200.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:54 AM

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses a multi-goose naked fantasy, plans for the next generation of American Gladiators, and the potential for an interactive fantasy in which you're a bearded old man taking charge of a frightened little girl. It's not a very pleasant episode, really. 

We also discuss Sony's potential all-stars battle royale, make fun of Pikmin 2 on the Wii, and ponder whether this is the worst period in gaming's relatively short history. All that and more on Podtoid!

Oh, and we really don't know what's up with Jonathan's bloody microphone levels. 

Direct download: Podtoid199.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:50 AM

On this week's edition of Podtoid, we graciously welcome Destructoid communications director Hamza "CTZ" Aziz, who will be joining us for at least a few weeks or your money back! This week, we discuss some E3 plans (especially the room arrangements), we get baked into a pizza, and Hamza lets us know how terrible Dragonball Z on Kinect is. 

Not only that, but we diss Kinect for a bit, get hyped over Blacklight: Retribution, and find out why Holmes thinks Metal Slug 3 is the most graphically impressive videogame of all time. Oh, that wacky Holmes!

Direct download: Podtoid198.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30 AM

This week, the derptastic duo discusses angry post-PAX controversies as Jonathan Holmes gets himself into trouble. Meanwhile, Jim has a plan to go to the Moon in yet another get-rich-quick scheme, and a British aunt who has no rules watches all the sheep walk by. Oh, what wacky shenanigans! 

Also on the show, we get to learn about the latest games from PAX East, FEZ gets praised, and there's something else about some bollocks or other. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

Direct download: Podtoid197.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:10 AM

On this week's sly episode of Podtoid, the derptastic duo exploits Jonathan Holmes' penis for fame and fortune, retroactively saves Michael Jackson's life, and discusses human enlightenment through masturbation. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is able to make his dreams come true with the power of a scream. 

When it comes to videogames, the crew chats about Closure, Spirit Camera, and goes into great length about why you should purchase Lone Survivor. Oh, and David Cage is given some free advice on how to better improve his writing technique. 

Direct download: Podtoid196.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:57 AM

On this week's Podtoid, the duo discusses S Club 7, the art of grave robbing, and how to talk to people without coming across as a snooty elitist. Also, we devise what may be Willem Dafoe's greatest movie role yet. He'd love it, for sure!

As far as the old games go, there are vague allusions to Aliens: Colonial Marines, Jim challenges Konami to let him direct a new Silent Hill, and a compromise is reached on that whole Mass Effect 3 thing. Also, why the flippin' heck does Jonathan not like Journey? Find out on Podtoid!

Direct download: Podtoid195.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:20 AM

This week, the derptastic duo is joined by none other than videogame music man Danny Baranowsky. We discuss his work on Hunger Games, the controversy surrounding The Binding of Isaac, and Danny's history as a composer. It also turns out that this tunesmith is more than capable of getting involved with Podtoid's less ... savory ... discussions. 

From atheism to Bill Cosby to sexual deviance and drug intake, there's plenty of ridiculous chatter on offer. It's pretty good stuff, even if Danny is certain his family can never, ever, hear this recording. 

Direct download: Podtoid194.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:55 AM